For Sale,
One old farm house.
Needs paint
And minor repairs.
Back porch roof leaks.
Known locally
As that haunted house
But no bodies
Have been found
To date.
Will consider
Any reasonable offers.
Immediate possession.
Cash preferred.
Call Morticia for more information.
(The image credit goes to my Realtor spouse who saw this gem yesterday. It's not really for sale, but she's had a few that looked about like it....)
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